Mirena

Pre-baby, my birth control was the Ortho-Evra patch. Even with insurance, it was $40 per month. It was a pain in the ass.

Now I can get Mirena, since it's apparently meant for people who have already had a baby. It will cost me a total of $40 to put it in and it lasts for five years. It will most likely lighten or stop my periods, and is more effective than a vasectomy.

Whoever invented this should be given some kind of medal.